Today, we say farewell to one of our own, the Incomparable Tesy Anthony, who shall be transferring to the TNB regional office in JB, as part of TNB's effort to turn back the invasion of the illegal electricity connectors, copper thieves, and cable snitching hutts. Actually it's part of a bigger conspiracy to wreck havoc upon the menacing deathstar called Singapore.

Tesy, also known as Mummy, Madame, Princess Armidala, has been a mainstay of the Wackos right from the start and can be relied upon with great consistency to bring out a multitude of emotions out of everyone from amazement to horror, shock, surprise, and laughter. Some of her notable accomplishments include:

1) holding up an humongous British Airways Boeing 747 with over 400 passengers for over 2 hours because she refused to admit that she had given another passenger extra luggage to carry and refusing to point out the accomplice to the relevant authorities. All of this was then rewarded with an upgrade to First Class seating, whose members then feted her with Champagne.

2) parking her car in Pn Saadiah's parking spot while partying in Pangkor Island.

3) leaving her keys in her car while parked in En Azizi Abdul Manaf's parking spot; this gentleman is notorious for his punishing behaviour of parking in front of whoever parks in his spot. Strangely enough he didn't do this to her. This also resulted in Harun having to drive her all the way to Shah Alam for her to bunk the night with Anush.

4) leaving her handbag including her house keys in her car which was left overnight with the mechanic; thus forcing her to bunk on Joji's sofa in Pantai Panorama.

5) leaving her car keys in the car; again (can't remember the effects but it was bad, I'm sure).

6) causing a delay in the flight to Redang Island because the agent misplaced her boarding pass.

7) dropping her camera into the waters of Redang Island and causing lead poisoning.

8) involved in a 3 car accident at the junction of Penanga and Keruing in Bukit Bandaraya.

9) ringleader of a 5 car accident at the junction of Jalan Utara and Jalan Barat, causing a massive jam and creating fear in the hearts of those who lived in the previously tranquill area.

10) bringing 2kg tins of coffee to Pangkor Island when breakfast is already paid for and nescafe packets provided in the individual rooms courtesy of the hotel.

11) purchasing another person's police report, a practice never before done in the long history of Polis Di Raja Malaysia dating back centuries ago to Hang Tuah and other hulubalangs.

12) making 4 dozen sandwiches of dubious and perhaps dioxin content at a party in Lorong Batai. This included tuna and corn sandwiches, tuna and peanut butter, butter and yellow egg.

13) permanently misplacing her Citibank card.

14) chatting heavily on the handphone, giving Harun, who was driving, a 50rm fine.

15) chatting heavily at a traffic light causing the kind Policemen to blow his whistle in her direction to start driving.

16) causing her entire family to be stranded in Desaru during a family vacation because she gave her father the CARS' KEYS. He went home earlier because of a minor ailment.